﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Bragster &amp; Dave</title><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/</link><description>Bragster &amp; Dave (thanks alot bitch)</description><copyright>(c) 2007, BlogCentral.is, All rights reserved.</copyright><ttl>60</ttl><item><title>Well well well</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Im surprised that people are still coming here, anyway the team is going back to denmark :D oh yea the date will be 13th of november till the 19th and we are going to visit Soren and Helene in CPH.. this trip is going to be the highpoint of this year for me :) &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;so all you crazy danish people beware.. we are on our way!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;McDavin&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/9/13/well-well-well/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/9/13/well-well-well/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:51:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Goodbye Old Friend</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It is with a heavy heart that I announce the sudden death of my
dearest of dear friends, Dave. We all loved, truly cherished him in
our hearts and will continue to do as long as we&amp;nbsp;live. It
was&amp;nbsp; a&amp;nbsp;warm sunny morning when the bus hit our Davie and
I'm sad to say he never saw it coming. We will be together even
after death has done us apart.... my love&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A memorial service will be held next Sunday and he will be
tossed out to sea as is the Icelandic custom.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sincerely&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bragster&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/4/17/goodbye-old-friend/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/4/17/goodbye-old-friend/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:43:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>7 nights with Indiana Jones</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ahoy there, Long time since an update so here it comes....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The last weeks have been quite sweet, been working at my new job
an totally loving it.&lt;br&gt;
Where did I leave you off last time, ahh yes, the snowboarding
trip. Man that was a blast&lt;br&gt;
We left town about 15:00 on Friday and headed straight to Akureyri.
Akureyri is the largest town in Iceland if you dont count the
capital area and we were staying at a summerhouse about 20km
away.&amp;nbsp; Needless to say we were outfitted with alot of booze
and myself and Einar, my good buddy, finished a few beers and a
bottle of Ballantines on the way over there. Once there we
immedietly stripped down and dived into the jacuzzi. (Without
Suzy)&lt;br&gt;
We spent the evening drinking and partying in the jacuzzi and after
a few hours I was gonna head off, take a shower and get ready for
grilled dinner. I enter the bathroom and I start to feel dizzy, I
think, "crap I'm gonna hurl" but nothing happens. I turn on the
shower but do not enter. I then remember waking up on the floor
with a huge mark on my forehead and scratches all over my back. I
had evidently passed out and fallen on the floor, banging my head
on something fucking hard. Well the day after we went snowboarding,
had some awesome times there looking like a spastic child that no
one but a mother could love since it was only the 4th time I've
ever stood on a snowboard and the 1st time in 3 years. I wasnt the
biggest idiot since one of the girl fell and horribly twisted both
her ankles, She was taken to the hospital and we all met up later
after some of us went swimming and had a great meal at a place
Called "The Duke" More drinking followed with zero passing out and
me and Dave, Brutus and Diana thaught a few danish drinking games
that surely hit the spot. We also stole a grill during the middle
of the night since ours was too big. The Sunday was amazing though.
The weather was so intense and crazy that every main road back to
reykjavík was closed. We decided to crash in Akureyri and leave the
day after but Fúsi, Davíð and the girl with the broken legs.. Dumb
&amp;amp; Dumber &amp;amp; Dumberer decided to take the chance and drive to
Reykjavík. thankfully they made it, took 7 hours, it only takes 4
hours normally. Me and Natan stayed in Akureyri, ate at The Duke,
went to the movies and chilled, drove home on monday in sunshine
and clear skies. Thee trip was 100% great success.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2 weeks ago me and Jóhanna went to a hotel in a small town
called Hveragerði, It was amazing, not too much will be said. Fill
in the blanks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The easter vacation was a time of chill. 5 days off 3 of them
getting paid. I love this job. I partied a little but mostly had a
relaxed time out. The Easter Sunday was great though, I woke up at
around 2 at Jóhanna's. Went upstairs where she had prepared a
delicious food course. Ate until I was about to explode, 4 hourse
later we went to my place and ate some more. crazy stuffed man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yesterday I did something I had never done before, something
every Icelander needs to do, just like every irishman has to drink
Whisky.&lt;br&gt;
I went to a Björk concert. It was amazing to say the least, She
played some of my favorite stuff, such as Army Of me. Ahe ended
with a song which she introduces as " This song is dedicated to
Faroe Islands and Greenland" If some of you dont know all these
countris have in common is being under the danish crown. I didnt
catch all the lyrics but I did catch, "Don't Let them do that to
you" and "Raise your Flag, higher and higher" Damn you danish
bastards.. hehe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway I'm gonna keep on working&lt;br&gt;
Remember not to let Phil Collins get to you. He's only trying to be
nice.&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/4/10/7-nights-with-indiana-jones/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/4/10/7-nights-with-indiana-jones/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:32:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Geeky gods and serious troubles</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Trust in your being.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In all my years as a successful
dancer/doctor/journalist/scientist/Rockstar/prostitute I have never
before come across anything this bizarre, I'm baffled, utterely and
completely spun about, up is down, down is fun, Coke tastes like
beer, which is good. I'm tempted to believe the gods have cursed
me, or maybe i'm just a science project for a young geeky god,
who's desperatly trying to&amp;nbsp;crawl his way through his
adalessons. Is this maybe adulthood, creeping up on me as&amp;nbsp; I
rest my hed wearily on my pillow, which may or may not be soaked
from a spill&amp;nbsp;of a Ballantine's Bottle, I'll reveal nothing,
nada, zip, My mouth is sealed shut. What has been troubling me
lately is not economy, not the wars of our world, has nothing do to
with global warming or our tasty whales. What bothers me most I
will not hesitate to reveal, so that you the avid reader can with
me revel in the very defiance of order which lies in this foul
*thing*. Fanaticism and zealotic behavior is the very essence of
this being. It does not allow mistake, does not tolerate failure
and will not be made&amp;nbsp;responsible for any of it's terrible
agenda. It is almost as the very existence of nature is on the
brink of a nervous breakdown. To live or to die, Do I jump or back
down from the ledge, personally I'd say jump but bring a parachute
just in case you realize on your way down that this was perhaps the
dumbest idea you ever had, well except that time you kissed your
cousin, but then again she was 15 and you were 12, perhaps it was
natura.. !!PLAFF!. Dont take too long pondering your previous
action, cause the ground is approaching fast and it will leave you
in a permanent state of dumb-daze.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let me reassure those of you who did not comprehend the true
meaning of this message. You never will so dont be a hero, you get
others killed. Let me also leave you with this wisdom on your
shoulders: It dont matter wether you support Liverpool or not, you
will always walk alone!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Dr.Mr.Sir. Tootsie Hetfield&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/3/15/geeky-gods-and-serious-troubles/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/3/15/geeky-gods-and-serious-troubles/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:08:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>working hard or hardly working...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Alright guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My good buddy Fúsi and his girlfriend who is my good friend
aswell had their birthday party last weekend. We got together at
their place and me and David, Bronco and Dufus came with the
ultimate kicker. The recipe came from Soren and you might remember
this from Ryslinge, We made a double condom pot plant which was a
great success. We also tought them a few of the danish drinking
cames and played Beer pong.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last Sunday I went about 100 km away from reykjavík to play with
a band I joined. At first I was afraid that they were serial
killers who liked murdering beautiful young men with gorgeous
hair... but tunred out they just wanted to play some rock 'n roll.
We need a singer so if you Ryslinge band folks are interested, get
yer assholes over here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Next weekend I'm going with a few buddies to a town called
Akureyri, 400km away from reykjavík. A ski trip and rented a cabin
there so it's gonna be a-w-e-s-o-m-e!&lt;br&gt;
I hope Jóhanna will come aswell but she's been very sick since she
started working at that kindergarden, she seem to be a magnet for
all kid illnesses brought into that place.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But here comes the real news, the one and only, the one you've
been waiting for, exclusively brought to you. It is me, yes me,
Bragi, B-Man, Bragster and Bragsterio who is getting a new job!
There you have it, goodbye world of annoying customers and hello to
sitting on perky ass infront of a computer. My dad mentioned that I
could come and work for him about 2 months ago but I wanted to find
a good job that I wanted on my own. That hasnt worked out yet so I
accepted his offer and look brightly into the future, full of
hope.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is with these words that i let you go, set you off to the
free world. Fear Not for I will be with you or at the very least
picturing you in ankward but hilarious positions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I promise the next entry will be funnier 8)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cheerios&lt;br&gt;
Bragi&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/3/11/working-hard-or-hardly-working/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/3/11/working-hard-or-hardly-working/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:39:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>about the romantic dinner...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Bragi... Don't you work in your fathers office? why does he have
nails!?!?!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway thanks you for the party it was a blast :haha:&amp;nbsp; it
was very cold to..&amp;nbsp; I would also like to say that when i was
SLAVING over a hot stove AND oven cooking this so called
Hot-lovin-romantic-kind-of-meal you just disappeared, said you were
going to a friend.. next thing i know is that you drag in some SLUT
into the house and start making out with her right in front of me
:( it was the hardest meal sitting there trying to act like it
didnt scar me on the inside...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don't worry i still love you baby, i can forgive. After all it
was pretty succsessful specially our
pudding-like-homemade-mars-icecream-sauc. The party it self was
also very fun.. no special comment about that yet.. except this
announcment:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DICK OF THE NIGHT:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NATHAN lalallallalalalalaaaa&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Yours truly&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dave&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/3/9/about-the-romantic-dinner/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/3/9/about-the-romantic-dinner/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:34:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Eros Myth</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The past days have indeed been busy. Last week I had the
misforune of stepping on a nail at work. Nothing serious though.
Work work work. Boring stuff.&lt;br&gt;
Now Saturday was a fun day, oh yes. It had everything a good day
could offer.&lt;br&gt;
It started with me waking up to the inviting smell og bakery food.
My parents and brother were going away for the night so they were
saying goodbye.&lt;br&gt;
The day came and went quickly and Me and Davíð, Bragsterio and
Dabbusi decided to have ourselves a
hot-lovin-romantic-on-the-beach-kind-of-meal-without-the-beach and
it was delish. We even had ice cream with our custom made Mars
chocolate sauce.&lt;br&gt;
When the food was all done we started getting ready, for I had
decided to host a costume party. We connected his laptop to my bass
amplifier, hooked up an external hard drive to the laptop, this was
our stereo system. Valdís, yup our Valdís got a little bit into the
alcohol and paid the price as she spewed all over the toilet, Yours
truly then had to clean up the mess, first time I've seen
black/brownish puke. We had some nice costumes, I was Gummi í
byrginu, Icelandic guy who runs a d-tox facility and is guilty of
stealing money and using the women there for BDSM sex, He claims is
sperm is blessed and has healing powers. There is a video on the
internet where he is having bondage sex and the girl is sendic
electric shockwaves to his balls, So I had the costume and some Car
cabals strapped around me. V-We also had a hippe (valdís) a
terrorist (Jóhanna), a cop, customs agent body cavity search
division, Dr. Hook after he kills Peter Pan and is living the easy
life. Dave dressed up as me, he wore the clothes I used to wear
when I played in that glam rock band. Anyway, we drank, smoked
cigars, chilled in the hot tub and had a blast.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Monday was my day off, Had some things to do but all in all was
a nice day. Power to the Little green men stealing the
diapers.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm gonna go back to work&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/27/eros-myth/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/27/eros-myth/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:42:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>AERSOSMITH!!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Damn right people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;This is the sort of sweet Emotiona that can usally only be
found while making love in an elevator.&amp;nbsp;I bet&amp;nbsp;if Jaine
had a gun we could all Walk this way... Dream On. I'll probably
never get this monkey off my back.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; anyway...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Aerosmith just got confirmed on Sweden Rock festival, How can I
now deny my lust for going there. I'm torn, completely ripped apart
by indecision. If I go to Sweden Rock I will miss out on my sister
who is visiting between 10 - 17 of june from Ohio. Also if I go I
can not stay until the end of the month and thus
just&amp;nbsp;barely&amp;nbsp;miss Helene. But then again Aerosmith is one
of THE most awesome bands there are.&amp;nbsp;What to do, what to
do&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dave, I'll need your help on this&amp;nbsp;one. In the immortal
words of The Clash: Should I stay or should I go now... If I'll go
there will be trouble... If I stay there will be
double.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, In other news, which are trivial compared to the previous
headline, I slept from 18:00 to 22:30, went to Jóhanna and slept
some more. Life is good in the&amp;nbsp;drug induced life of Mr.
Bragilli and is minions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back to work&amp;nbsp;for&amp;nbsp;your favorite dancer in the
dark...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;should I cool it or should I blow...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;kv. Bragi&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/20/aersosmith/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/20/aersosmith/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:43:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Down With The Sickness</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey guys, what's happening.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The last few days I've been struck down with a vengeance so to
speak. Using Jóhanna as transportation, evil minded germs made
their way into my body and tried to shut it down. After a valiant
battle my body had the upper hand but a price had been payed.
Fever, Headaches, Boneaches, cold, sore throat. For 5 days I lay at
home wavering between life &amp;amp; death and today is the first day I
dare venture from the safe surroundings of my couch. I've just
arrived at work, it's 07:45 and I've been up since 07:00. I've
already blown my nose over 300 times and there seems to be no limit
to my&amp;nbsp;slime production. Wonder if I could bottle this and sell
it as hand cream maybe or a form of Jelly. Certainly I could retire
to my villa were such a business not considered a health
hazard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last night was Women's Day here in the Land of fire and ice,
therefore I gave Jóhanna flowers and we went to a really nice
indian place here in downtown Reykjavík. We got some Nan bread
filled with coconut stuff and raisins, It was so delicious I
briefly entertained the idea of leaving Jóhanna there and eloping
with the chef.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time.... Tonight I
meet up with a band called Volterin, I almost cried from laughter
when I realized that the pills I was supposed to be&amp;nbsp; taking
for my sickness were also named Volterin, well Volterén. close
enough. If I was a born again Christian maybe I'd take it as a sign
from god. Thank god I'm not though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well I'm off, Catch you on the flip side&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;B-mania&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/19/down-with-the-sickness/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/19/down-with-the-sickness/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:58:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>R.A. Bragatore</title><description>&lt;p&gt;...The thin line between life and death, Good and Evil, Never
before has a consience wheighed this heavily before...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On a Midsummer night, hot as a dragons breath, The Sun crept
below the horizon, Now gone out of sight it seemed as if the world
would never forget the events that lead up to this point... nor
forgive. I was to blame for everything, I had belived that I could
save us from this horrible doom, No one can save us from our well
deserved fate.&lt;br&gt;
If Evil has no free will how can it truly be&amp;nbsp;evil?&amp;nbsp; Let
me take you back to where it all started...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;
Chapter One: Gorlaks defeat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;
"Gather the troops for the final assault!" screamed King Gorlak as
the opposing undead horde advanced against the Kings heroic gaurds.
The Irony of this situation was apparent, The Undead zombies were
King Gorlaks own loyal subjects, Raised from the dead by the Gray
Brotherhood to mount the largest open attempt on the throne.&lt;br&gt;
Captain Koiat rallied his men together. They were frightened and
tired, Many of them had killed their own friends and family in this
battle and the effects were starting to show. If only Daliana was
here, The moon elf wizard would have been quite the asset in this
fight, not to mention her connections with that Necromancy
Brotherhood. She wasnt the nicest of beings, after all she had been
sentenced to exile for her crimes, by her own people no less. But
She could end this here and now.&lt;br&gt;
"ATTACK, For King and country" Screamed Koiat as he raised his axe
to the sky and delivered a decapitating blow against the first foe
he saw. Over 500 of those damned undead remained against only 2
score Royal Guards. Gorlak was to old to be of any value in hand to
hand combat but he remembered enough of warfare to guide his men
effectively.&lt;br&gt;
"Keep the left flank in position" He cried. This battle was soon to
be over, The Kingdom was lost, Gorlak knew this but refused to give
in, He and what was left of his unit would die this day. He only
hoped his queen Amidia and two children, Jalo and Minera were far
away by now.&lt;br&gt;
In the midst of battle Koiat dodged and parried, then struck back
with vengeance. The Gaurds were doing a phenomenal job holding the
line intact. Their numbers however grew thinner with every passing
minute. Koiat however was content with the grim situation, he would
die a warriors death, protecting his king and he was determined to
earn it.&lt;br&gt;
A brilliant flash stung his eyes and he immediatly went down on his
knees, Confused he rolled backwards shouting at his comrades to
hold the line. As he looked back at his King he understood what had
happened. Balstok Was standing face to face, inches away from
Gorlak. It had come to this then. This demon was fiercely built,
The muscles bulged as he flexed them arrogantly in plain view. His
head looked that of a small rodent, only far uglier. 2 massive
horns crawled out his skull and all his 4 hands seemed to have a
will of their own as they grabbed the king by his arm and legs.&lt;br&gt;
Kioats instincts took over and he sprinted towards the demon, The 2
daggers he threw bounced of the demon like rain drops of a stone
wall and the demon paid no heed. Balstok was attempting to rip the
king apart. The agony in Gorlaks eyes told Koiats that he was
succeeding. After what seemed to have been an eternity of running
Koiats finally buried his axe in the demons side. Balstok screamed
in rage as he crushed Koiats left arm under the wheight of his
foot. Koiat was well trained and rolled to the side, put his pain
out of his mind and lunged for the demon again. This time the demon
was prepared. Koiat fainted to the left, brought his knee up
against the demons thigh while his axe slashed against one of those
4 hands.&lt;br&gt;
This attack left Koiat with the oppurtunity of slipping away
without opening up any critical spots on his body. The demon
however was sly and took the beating, At the last moment Balstok
brought 2 fists down ontop of koiats back, driving him into the
ground. Koiat landed right next to his king, Gorlak who was closer
to death than life looked straight into Koiats eyes. "My friend,
find my son, he will avenge me.." Koiat couldnt belive his eyes.
Somehow he had always thought Gorlak would outlive everyone. "Go,
Go Now"&lt;br&gt;
The demons laugher brought the captain back to reality. Koiat stood
up and looked around himself. His troops were scattered and only a
dozen remained. He would give one more order to his men. He hated
himself for it but it seemed to be the only way to escape. "Fall
back, Form a circle!" His only means to escape was to surround
himself with his own men and kill their way through the vile
undead. Most of them would die so he could uphold his kings last
request...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stay tuned...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/14/ra-bragatore/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/14/ra-bragatore/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:26:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dave is back :D and he brought something with him ;)</title><description>Sorry about my absence.... it has been a couple of
very..very..busy.. couple of months
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So anyway to start you off with a little sneek peek into my
awesome, cool, thrilling and last but not least awesome world.. i
want to tell you a story, now please think twice.. you think this
is just normal litriture but alas it be not.. writing "be" there to
give this a dramatic sound.. This is a troubeling story, a sad
story, my story...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;"to read this you must have really good imagination,
this needs to be pictured in your mind...word..by..word"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It all started one snowy winter day, 3 days before christmas to
be exact, i went out to the bliss to get a pack of smokes, not
knowing that this was not the ordinary snowy weather we get here.
As soon as i stepped into the chaos outside i felt my face getting
numb, icecickles were formin on my eyelashes, thank god i paid
attention in class for i knew the only thing to do so i wouldnt rip
my eyelids apart trying to open them i had to keep my hands over my
eyes for 10 seconds. After a 10 minute walk with no vision at all i
suddenly hit something burried in the snow and fell, i hit my face
on a rock and got knocked out. 9 minutes later i woke up in a daze,
at least that is what my watch told me, i wasn't feeling well so i
took out my phone and tried to call home "no network coverage?"
that had to be a joke, i was only 10 minutes away from home and for
my knowledge the whole region was supposed to be covered. I decided
that my phone probably hit the pavement so hard that it got busted,
suddenly i rememberd tripping over something, i crouched down in
the snow dusting the dry dust like snowflakes of what seemed to be
a suitcase. I picked up the suitcase and examined it, it had a lock
but this was no suitcase.. It had runes glowing purple all over and
the wierd thing was that the box was freezing, so cold that my
gloves acctually frose stuck on the box. I threw the box to the
ground along with my gloves, taking the sacrifice and possibly
loosing my fingers due to the cold, but to my surprise the ground
that had been lying underneath the box wasn't the pavement 10
minute away from my house, it looked like burnt grass, and there
were fumes stepping up like it had been burnt recently. This was
getting me confused, no connection, headache and a mysterious
freesing box, i had to move on and get home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I walked for what seemed to be at least 30 minutes when i came
across a greyish trail in the snow, it looked wet and i dared not
to touch, i followed the trail for it was the only thing i could
see in this crazy weather, it looked as if someone had been
crawling in the snow or worse.. dragged. I stared into the bliss
hoping to see some form of civilication, a house or a human beeing
but then suddenly my eyes got heavy and my legs started giving
away, i felt as if someone or something was forceing me down into
the snow, i fell down but i was awake, i was lying in the trail,
which no longer had the greyish color it had just seconds ago, and
rotting smell filled my nostrils and it felt as if i could taste
blood. I couldn't move i was stuck in the freesing trail of blood
with no energy to stand up or even reach for my phone to see if
there was connection to call for help, i moved my head slightly,
beeing the only part of my body i could control but i had been
better off for what stared into my face were two bloody, meaty
stumps of legs, chewed off and rotting with decay, and the worst
part was that it was moving, dragging a trail of blood in the snow.
I felt the urge to scream but couldn't make a sound, i struggled in
my brain to keep my wits but all of a sudden i saw the black
shaddow approach from either side of my eyes, i knew it... i was
passing out....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/13/dave-is-back-d-and-he-brought-something-with-him/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/13/dave-is-back-d-and-he-brought-something-with-him/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 23:54:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Great Weekend</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh yes, This weekend was excellent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;I got off work on Friday around 15:00, Met my friends at
Ruby Tuesday, Went to a Birthday party and spent the evening with
Jóhönnu and a bottle of Gancia Asti. The Saturday was very nice
aswell, I went to the Blue Lagoon with the people I work with,
quite nice. After that we hiked about 600 meters in pitch black,
through the snow covered lava with numerous deep little holes
hidden all over the place. This particular field of lava is
actually covered with mines from WW2 and was used a few years back
to dump a body in an old murder case. All that for some beat up
shit cold cabin where we ate expired meat and played folksongs on
guitar. This was fun enough but after this we went back into town
and to a party that my friend and co-worker Auður was hosting for
the workers. David came with me and we had a blast there for some
time, many of the people went to a karaoke bar but Me and Jóhanna
went home to enjoy the rest of our Gancia Asti and the hot tub.
On&amp;nbsp;Sunday we decided to do very little and we stayed in bed
watching 2 movies, Babel and Last Kiss. The evening we&amp;nbsp;spent
at the theater, the play we saw was called Misery and is based on
the Stephen King novel. Hilarious stuff and well acted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jóhanna has started working at a kindergarden and she's already
sick as hell. And now I think I'm about to pay the price of kissing
her cause I've started to feel bad. Damn kids with their music and
diseases&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm working today, I've applied for other jobs and I just cross
my fingers in hope. The thing is I'm always bending down picking
something up and putting it into the shelves, Heavy shit aswell,
And because of this I feel that physio therapy isn't helping me get
better but instead maintaining this current state, I go there
feeling like shit after a few days at work and she fixes that, So
no improvement...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ryan the Brit, Also known as V-Man comes in here "Hey
B-Man,What's up&amp;nbsp;PLayer" Time to teach him some bullshit words
and tel him it means something completely different.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ciao&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/12/great-weekend/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/12/great-weekend/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:47:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Frosty the abusing whale</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There is nothing as boring as waking up next to your beautilful
girlfriend in her warm soft bed at 06:50 and having to wake up and
go home. I's around -10 degrees outside, So the car is colder than
a Polar bears testicles.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course The whale hunting&amp;nbsp;topic is a very heated and
often debated issue. I for one have not been following it so much
but I wanted to get more into it, get my hands dirty so to speak
and get the knowledge needed to be able to share my opinion. So I
ate a bit of whale yesterday and I dont see what the fuzz is about,
It tastes horrible :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There has been alot of talk of sexual abuse here in Iceland, 3
major cases have come up and I think I'll share them with you:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1.case - A television program&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A tv. program called Kompás set up a fake contact on an internet
chat room and pretended to be a14 year old girl if memory serves
me. The the pervs wanted to meet these kids and came to some house
and were surprised with a video crew waiting for them instead of a
Foxy 14year old,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.case - A home for troubled kids&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From the 50's and up until the 80's there was severe physical
and often sexual abuse at a home designed for trouble-makers. these
kids were very young and I think only boys. This institution was
run by the goverment who apparently had no idea that this abuse was
taking place. The man who was in charge of this place was clearly a
sidistic freak and so was is son which later started his career
there. The boys were beaten hard, whipped with garden hoses,
humiliated infront of others, sexually abused in diferent ways,
some more than others. 80% of the&amp;nbsp;kids who were there became
criminals and many have comitted suicide. Because this happened so
long ago there is no chance that anyone will be held legally
responsible for this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.case - Ironmaster&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This has been the laughing stock the past weeks. Although a very
serious matter which everyone agrees with needs to be dealt with
and prevented from happening again, people just cant help making
fun of this. This is a d-tox center called Byrgið. A place which
combines religion with getting clear of drugs and alcohol. Most of
the people who go there have sunk as low as they can get, live on
the street and have absolutely no one to take care of them. A young
woman who was at this place recently came forward to tell of the
horrible things that happened there. The man in charge of this
place is a fat, ugly dirty older man called Gummi. It turns out
that he has been stealing the funds and using them for
himself&amp;nbsp;and buying gifts to some of the women inside which had
become sort of his sex puppets. He seems to have mindfucked them
beyond belief and made them think that he was the only one that
could help them, He then told them his semen had healing powers and
that the only way to get free from your sinds is to have BDSM sex
wih him. The funniest part is that he claimed that he himself had
been raped so the girl who came forward released a video the 2 of
them to the internet. There you can plainly see him begging&amp;nbsp;
for more when a dildo is being stuffend deep into his ass and he's
getting electricuted through the balls.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What makes man go wat to fiddle with a child is beyond me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ahh, crap I have to begin working&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ciao&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bragi&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/7/frosty-the-abusing-whale/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/7/frosty-the-abusing-whale/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:16:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Disease, disease, disease my friend</title><description>&lt;p&gt;.... For this whole worlds in devils hand...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gotta love Helloween. I'm working today like every other day.
It's 07:45 and I'm already at at work. I would gladly choke&amp;nbsp;a
turtle to get back home and into my welcoming warm bed.
Last&amp;nbsp;night me and Dave checked out flight cost and sweden rock
ticket prices. It's gonna cost 2000dkr to fly both ways if we order
now and the Sweden Rock 4 day pass costs 1650dkr. Not exactly cheap
but it's only early February and Heaven &amp;amp; hell, Meat Loaf,
Motorhead and Reo Speedwagon have already been confirmed. There
have also&amp;nbsp; been rumors that Aerosmith will be there but I dare
not hope, or as they said... Dream on Dream On Dream until your
dream comes true!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In other news I was approached and asked if I wanted to join the
national team of husky riders, I had to decline since I'm more of a
Bulldog kind of gal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Iceland is currently developing a nuclear bomb, following in the
footsteps of so many great nations, Indi, Korea, China, Pakistan to
name a few. The official statement is that it's for defensive
purposes only, and when asked former Prime minister said "Our Fish
is like our women and damn whoever tries to get his hand on my
woman!" I for one think it's about time that we nuke the hell out
of Norway, I mean what good has ever come from Norway, except for 2
Unlimited of course. No no no no no no no no no no no no Nuke those
Bastards!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See you later guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bradolf Hitler&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/6/disease-disease-disease-my-friend/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/6/disease-disease-disease-my-friend/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:02:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Keep On Rolling</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So I'm sitting&amp;nbsp; here, another dull day on the job. So far
I've been putting some meat up into the coolers, it's a cold day
here in hell.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I've decided in maybe what you could descripe as a flash of
optimism to continue the writing here about the daily uneventful
life&amp;nbsp;of Mr. Bragi. The reason I write&amp;nbsp;in english
is&amp;nbsp;obvious since I&amp;nbsp;can't write polish for Piotr and
Agneizzzzzzzka (still cant write that name!) or Slovenian for Luka
and the others, and so on. Jeg kan faktiskt skrive pa dansk men de
tager 1000 minuter at skrive 5 ord.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm back in physical therapy, although I think the proper word
for it is "push until it stops hurting" Therapy, painfull but quite
nice. Also I'm looking for a good job and meanwhile working in my
old job, the supermarket, better known as hell on earth, Nice
people I'm working with though, 2 of my friends Karen &amp;amp; Auður
are working here, so I cant complain too much. Another guy I met
here in hell is Ryan, A.K.A Ry The V- Man, don't ask me why. Very
nice guy, 24 years old, has maybe drank half a beerbottle in is
entire life. He's the athlete type, made semi-pro Fotballer for
Leeds if memory serves me right.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Music school I'm attending is very good, My teacher is very
nice with a complete no-bullshit attitude, you do your homework and
all that. Last night I met up with some guys that are in a band and
looking for a bass player, played with them for more than an hour
on that beautiful black acoustic bass that you all remember so well
:D .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My friend Fúsi is getting married his girlfriend and my friend
Karen. We're planning the bachelor party and I have hunch it's
gonna be a blast, wether it's for us or him remains unseen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm planning on coming to Denmark in June, Since I cant catch
Roskilde due to Fúsi's wedding I think I'll try Sweden Rock, My old
band mates are going there anyway so I might join, I hope some of
you do aswell.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have to get back to the goring pit's of hell with the nice
people and work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ciao, Bragi&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/2/keep-on-rolling/</link><guid>http://lekkert.blogcentral.is/blog/2007/2/2/keep-on-rolling/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:29:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
